BIO
So here is a little bio on me:
Well let's just say when the ALL MIGHTY GODS were putting me together they weren't all together themselves. After all it was the 70s. I mean they were REALLY having a ball with me. Trying to see how far they could go – how fucked up they could make me.
It went something like this: It was a nice cold Feb. day. The Gods, all sitting in their cozy clouds, smoking from their delicate designed pipes ( brought over by the deities of Egypt ), laughing, drinking their delicious wines – when they decided to create a being just for fun. As they gather my delicate pure atoms together, they add and subtract some.
God #1 “ I know,lets make her a lesbian, but she will be born into an old fashioned Persian family.”
God #2 “ Let's make her an artist. She will be into all kinds of arts, so naturally she will be lost and confused with no direction.”
Goddess #1 ( while laughing uncontrollably ) - “Lets make her a lipstick lesbian that can only be pleased by penetration of a strap on, therefore at times she will have to swing over.”
They all loved that one.
Cupid “Therefore in the matter of the heart she will never be full filled.”
God #1 “ Oh I have a good one – lets put a soul of an old drag queen in her, so that” , crying with laughter. “... so that she will be a drag queen trapped in a lesbian body.”
Isis “ Imagine the years of therapy for that one.”
Zeus “ Lets make her athletic but no drive or competitiveness.”
God #2 “ Should we make a manic depressive or do you think it will come naturally.”
They all took a mere second to decide that one. And guess what they chose?!
Goddess #1 “ Now for the physical features – she will be scrawny.”
God #1 “ With BIG breasts.”
Zeus “ No BIG butt.”
I think this was the only time they argued. It went on for about half an hour, before deciding on tits and no ass.
Aphrodite “And as a typical Mediterranean woman, she will be hairy...” That BITCH!
Aphrodite “..so basically she will have no self confidence, and very self conscious about her image and body.”
Bacchus, waking up from a drunken stupor - “An artist without any true talent.” He HAD to put his 2 cents in...
God #1 “Good one! Did we cover everything. Oh yeah, family. So we all agree on an unstable old fashioned family. Now bring it up a notch – Bi polar mother, and a womanizing father.”
Isis “Do we have a couple like that?”
And so I was conceived as a dick loving, manic depressive, no talent, unmotivated, unlucky,BDD,ADD, STD (not yet at least), average intelligence, druggie lesbian..
So still think your life is bad. OH did I mention my parents are old fashioned Middle Eastern, anti gay and strict.
